jellyfish! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

sollux-ampora:

silencedrowns:

tavrospetrock:

Having problems finding a lipstick color for your cosplay? Look no further. I just found someone’s video tutorial on how to make lipsticks out of crayons. In the video she says that she found out that all of her favourite lipsticks had lead and that she found out that she could make lipstick out of lead free crayons. The entire time I was watching this video, I thought that it would work amazingly for someone looking for some cerulean blue lipstick for Vriska or Jade green lipstick for Kanaya or maybe some other cosplay character who has a weird lipstick color. In the video she also says that you could mix crayon colors to make weird colors. 

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HEY JOJO FRIENDS I’M LOOKING AT YOU i am going to try this for green :D

wow i

this is really coOL

chakrabot:

aloistrancyfancypantsy:

ijustd0-i:

and only got 16 notes on tumblr what a bummer

My brain just went boom

no

chakrabot:

aloistrancyfancypantsy:

ijustd0-i:

and only got 16 notes on tumblr what a bummer

My brain just went boom

no

reconditevillain:

sokkalogical:

testimonialyear:

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no fuck off
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you are dead to me, microsoft word.

that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me

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That’s nice Nited States of America

katsallday:

The writing in this movie, omg.

soundphase:

When you download songs with Japanese titles and they come out as ???????????.mp3

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thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

troy-and-abed-on-the-island:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

It took a while, but now I understand

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

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and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

dlanadhz:

jessicamdawn:

What’s funny about this is that in Star Trek he’s quoting Sherlock Holmes, but in Sherlock he’s quoting Spock.

Although the original quote was from Sherlock Holmes. It was used in TOS and then in Star Trek (2009) as a reference to SH. Then in Sherlock 2x02, Sherlock says it and John calls him ‘Spock’ as though it’s a reference to Star Trek and Wibbly Wobbly Inception of the quote, yo.